My Anaconda Don’t Give A %$#& What You Think About Nicki Minaj’s Butt Implants (Or Plastic Surgery In General)

All four of the women in my immediate family have had plastic surgery. One of us had a breast augmentation, one of us had a breast reduction. Two of us had our eyelids lifted. One of us had body contouring done, one of us had a necklift, one of us had surgery under her eyes, and one of us had fat injected into her hands. One of us gets Botox injections, and one of us has had tattoos removed. Hell, one of us worked in a plastic surgeon’s office for a decade.

So imagine my dismay whenever my boyfriend tells me that Nicki Minaj’s ass is weird or doesn’t look right because it’s “fake,” or that breast implants are gross. It’s not a big enough deal for me to get in a fight about it, but it rankles a little whenever men tell me — I can’t think of very many women I know who have never considered the possibility of plastic surgery — that there’s something inferior about a woman’s body because it’s been surgically “enhanced.” Guys, you’re talking about my family. We’re all beautiful. If I never said anything about it, you’d never know — but even if the surgery was obvious, it wouldn’t change the fact that it’s our right to self-determine how we look. Keep reading »

Gwen Stefani Sings “Hella Good” On “The Voice” With Awkward Backup From The Other Judges

Gwen Stefani
Good Try, Adam

Gwen Stefani sang “Hella Good” on “The Voice” last night, and while it definitely wasn’t a full-on No Doubt reunion, Gwen totally rocked it. Instead of the rest of the band, Pharrell Williams, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton awkwardly stagebombed the whole thing. They don’t exactly give off the right level of badassery to match Gwen, but she carried the whole thing like the rockstar that she is, and the dudes get points for effort I guess. “Don’t Speak” next, please!

Beyonce & Jay Z Share Priceless Home Videos In “On The Run” Send-Off

Beyonce & Jay Z Share Priceless Home Videos In "On The Run" Send-Off
Their Love Cannot Be Denied!
Jayonce Rules!
Jay-Z and Beyonce
32 photos of Bey and Jay being adorable. Read More »

Go ahead, call me naive, but dammit if I’ll ever believe another rumor about the breakdown of Jayonce’s marriage again after watching HBO’s “On The Run” special on Saturday night. The love between them was palpable! It could not be denied! They flirted, they giggled, they made eyes at each other, they joked around, and they showed the audience and viewers at home a montage of the besssssssst behind-the-scenes moments, including a number of shots of darling Blue Ivy, to close out the show. While the footage won’t be anything new to those of you who were lucky enough to attend the On The Run tour,  it’s now been made available to us all, so we can rejoice in the love between Beyonce and her her hype man, I mean, her husband. (Sorry, but as much as I love Jay Z, his solo performances pale in comparison to her dance routines, sets and constant costume changes.) Watch the couple perform “Young Forever”/”Halo” spliced with home movies from their real life, including a pregnancy photoshoot, a pushup contest, and many other tender, loving moments above. I will never doubt you again, Jayonce.

Kris Jenner & Bruce Jenner To Divorce

  • Kris Jenner has filed for divorce from Bruce Jenner after 22 years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. The “KUWTK” couple will share joint custody of their youngest daughter, Kylie Jenner, who is 17. As detailed on the show, Bruce had moved out and was living separately from his wife for about a year. [US Weekly, TMZ]
  • The two young adults who stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati back in May have been been sentenced to jail time. [Page Six]
  • New Miss America Kira Kazantsev denied all of the hazing accusations of which she’s been accused, detailing her version of events on her official web site. “I was never involved with any name-calling or use of profanity toward a girl during my time with the sorority,” Kazantsev wrote. “I was never involved in any physical hazing or any degradation of physical appearance of any kind. This has all been immensely taken out of context and manipulated purposefully because I am now in a public position.” [Us Weekly; KiraKazantsev.com]
  • Here is The New York Times‘ follow-up to last week’s article in which a TV critic referred to “Scandal” creator Shonda Rhimes as an “angry black woman.” [New York Times] Keep reading »

Frisky Rant: What’s So Funny About Forcing A Woman To Kiss You?

This Is Not Funny

A bunch of obviously misogynistic “pranks” have been circling my Facebook newsfeed for a few days now and it is just pissing me off. In one particular video, that really can’t be labelled as a prank because there is absolutely nothing funny about it, a young man walks up to a random woman, asks a few questions and then shoves his tongue down her throat. Keep reading »

13 Life Lessons Learned From “The Shawshank Redemption” & “Pulp Fiction” On Their 20th Anniversary

It just so happens that two of my all-time favorite movies are both celebrating their 20th Anniversary today. “The Shawshank Redemption” made me laugh, cry, and truly appreciate the legendary acting of one Mr. Morgan Freeman. On the other hand, “Pulp Fiction” opened my eyes to the genius behind Quentin Tarantino’s directing and taught me about the versatility of the f-word. To commemorate these legendary films, let’s take a look 13 movie quotes that taught us important life lessons on everything from hope and pride to foot massages and breakfast.

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