Kylie Jenner’s New Eyeshadow Kit, KyShadow, Has Her Fans Losing Their Minds Despite Its Ridiculous-Ass Name

In case you needed further proof that Kylie Jenner will constantly be making more money than any of us mere peasants could ever possibly conceive of, Kylie Jenner has released her own eye-shadow line absurdly named KyShadow.  More »


Reince Priebus Wants To Bravely Remind Us That Donald Trump Has A Right To Free Speech

The Republican National Convention chairman Priebus went so far as to directly address Trump’s recent absurd accusations that attempted to link Ted Cruz’s dad with the JFK assassination. More »


Jason Momoa As Aquaman In The ‘Justice League’ Trailer Is Almost Uncomfortably Hot

Sebastian the crab was right: it is better down where it’s wetter. More »


Watch: The ‘Wonder Woman’ Trailer Is Now Here To Infuse You With Hope

Directed by Patty Jenkins best known for her work on the 2003 serial-killer thriller “Monster,” this will mark the first superhero film featuring a female protagonist that is also directed by a woman. More »


Nonbinary People Still Can’t Get A Goddamn ID Because Of A “Computer Problem”

It sounds like a lot of fucking around the issues. More »


Lindsay Lohan Says She’s Pregnant After Fight With Fiancé Egor Tarabasov, Needs To Tweet Through It

She’s still the same old LiLo. More »


Abandon All Hope For Humanity: Kids Are Illegally Sneaking Across The U.S. And Canadian Borders To Catch Pokémon

Will U.S. Border Control agents will soon find themselves dealing with enough distracted players lurking between Canada and the United States that they have to form a new Pokémon-related protocol? More »


Roxane Gay Is Writing A ‘Black Panther’ Spinoff Comic For Marvel

She and co-author Yona Harvey are the first black women EVER to write a Marvel comic. More »


There’s Now An Online Store Supporting Artists Whose Work Was Allegedly Stolen By Zara

When it comes to the battle of multibillion-dollar corporations vs. independent creators, the corporations almost always win. Or at least they used to. Thanks to social media, the creators are now finding new ways to fight back. Example: This online store supporting artists whose work was allegedly stolen by Zara.

The controversy started… More »


10 Things You Need To Know About Woefully Forgettable White Dude Tim Kaine

Kaine is more complex than he appears (which really, really isn’t difficult) — there’s stuff to like, there’s stuff to question. More »


How To Protest At The DNC: Here’s What You Can & Cannot Do In Philadelphia This Week

I know, I know, “if there aren’t weed and drones at the revolution, I’m not coming,” but seriously they’ll just take that shit from you and probably arrest you, at best. More »


Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke Is Running For Senate, Which We Should Maybe Not Joke About

“European Americans need at least one man in the United States, one man in Congress, who will defend their rights and heritage,” Duke reasons. More »


Are Calvin Harris And Kim Kardashian Friends? Eh, More Likely They’re Just Champion Trolls

Gotta respect it. More »


Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Resigns As Leader of Democratic Party After Being All But Chased Out With Pitchforks

As the face of the DNC/Democratic “establishment” that just got busted for some pretty anti-Bernie plotting, Wasserman Schultz is set to step down at the end of this week’s convention. More »


These Nutella-Filled Penis Cakes Take Food Porn To A Phallic New Level

Overflowing with gag-inducing goodness, the cakes are well endowed with Nutella filling and eerily resemble the actual shape (or one of the many diverse shapes) of a human penis. More »


George Harrison’s Estate Is Pissed Ivanka Trump Used “Here Comes The Sun,” But The Trumps’ Music Problem Goes Much Deeper

The Harrison family and keepers of the estate swiftly took to twitter after they witnessed Trump exploit the homage to spring for her insidious RNC entrance. More »


Hillary Clinton Announces Her Vice Presidential Running Mate

Now, she’s headed to the Democratic National Convention with her ticket officially decided. More »


Lin-Manuel Miranda Will Be On ‘Drunk History’ To Continue His Reign Of Charm

Depending on the booze he drinks, maybe he’ll launch into a slurred rap. More »


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