Chavril Is Calling It Quits After 14 Months

  • Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger — aka Chavril LaKroeger — are reportedly filing for divorce after just 14 months of marriage. The pair seemed to lack trust and had a policy of never drinking or partying without the other. A source told Us Weekly, “Chad is just a complete jerk in the way he talks to her, and the way he talks to people in general … A lot of her friends don’t like him.” Or maybe she finally listened to his atrocious music? Avril, you’re better off! [Popdust]
  • Gerard Depardieu claims to drink a whopping 14 bottles of wine a day, as you do. He also bragged about killing two lions in self-defense. Suddenly, Gerard Depardieu sounds like an amazing dinner party guest. [Page Six]
  • The doctor who performed the unplanned biopsy on Joan Rivers the day she went into cardiac arrest has been identified as Gwen Korovin, Broadway’s favorite ear, nose and throat specialist. She’s served famous patients like Nathan Lane, Hugh Jackman, Kristin Chenoweth and Julie Andrews. [New York Daily News] Keep reading »

Meet Alley The Record Holding Flying Cat

Alley The Cat
Those Trainers' Cat Ears Are So On Point

One of the new record holders set to appear in the 2015 edition of the “Guinness Book of Records” is Alley the flying cat, who jumps farther than any other kitty on the planet. Alley was rescued in Chicago by Samantha Martin, a trainer for the traveling cat circus Acro-cats (how did I not know that training cats for the circus is a career path!?). Alley was adopted after she was found in looking weak in — surprise — a city alley with three other cats, and Martin began to train her when she showed a love for jumping. In a true (feline) rags-to-riches tale, Alley has learned to leap a whole 6 feet, and now holds the honor of being included under the book’s Longest Cat Jump title. Watch Alley’s amazing skills! [Life With Cats]

No, These Cyclers Aren’t Half Naked, But Their Uniforms Have Been Deemed ‘Unacceptable’

No, These Cyclers Aren't Half Naked, But Their Uniforms Have Been Deemed 'Unacceptable'

A Colombian women’s cycling team uniform is causing quite a stir. As some point out, the garment’s light-colored section appears to make the riders look partially nude.

Photos of the uniformed Bogota Humana team riders at the women’s Giro Toscana race in Italy this weekend have spread like wildfire across social media, where users were quick to point out the unfortunately placed portion of the uniform, or kit. Read more on Huffington Post Weird News…

FSU Suspends Jameis Winston For Half A Game For Yelling “Fuck Her Right In The Pussy” On Campus

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  • Florida State University suspended star quarterback Jameis Winston for the first half of an upcoming game on Saturday after he stood up on a table on campus and yelled “Fuck her right in the pussy!” The school called his behavior — which is apparently part of some dumb meme — ”offensive and vulgar.” [New York Times; Deadspin]
  • Female students at Tottenville High School on Staten Island in New York City say they’re being targeted by the school’s new dress code, which bans short-shorts, miniskirts, tank tops, low-cut blouses, halter tops, tube tops, midi shirts, and visible bras/underwear. (FWIW, hoodies, bandanas, hats and bandanas are also banned.)  [Staten Island Live (1); Staten Island Live (2)] Keep reading »

This Week In Missing The Point, Starring Rush Limbaugh And Sean Hannity

Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity

Wealthy White Guys Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity demonstrated their ongoing obliviousness this week by completely ignoring everything that matters about issues like rape and child abuse, throwing out incredibly dumb red herrings on the issues instead.

First, Limbaugh asserted on his radio show that “no means yes if you know how to spot it” and lamented that “that used to be part of the advice boys were given” — that “no” means “yes,” that is. Oh, woe is me, Rush Limbaugh. It’s so terrible that boys aren’t being told to make women’s minds up for them as far as consent goes (or in other words, you know, rape women). This was in response to Ohio State’s enthusiastic consent policy, which requires explicit verbal consent at every step of a sexual interaction, a policy which, by the way, benefits all students at Ohio State, not just female students. Lord knows, the really important thing about America’s campus rape epidemic isn’t, you know, the fact that there are so many victims of rape, or the fact that campus rape investigations get fucked up so often — partially because universities’ policies on rape are vague, a problem which this policy seeks to solve — but the potential loss of the “art of seduction.” GAG. Keep reading »

Pregnant Woman Runs Down Thief, Gives Birth, Is Toughest Broad in Michigan

Pregnancy PSAs
teen pregnancy PSAs
NYC's new teen pregnancy PSAs are pissing everyone off. Read More »
Pregnant & Fired
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Woman fired for getting pregnant out of wedlock. Read More »
True Story: Pregnant
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
She didn't know she was pregnant for 6 months. Read More »
Gun At Pregnant Smoker
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A man pointed a gun at a pregnant woman because she was smoking. Read More »

A woman in Flint, Michigan demonstrated that having a baby in the womb makes you superhuman: After getting her purse snatched in a Kroger parking lot, the woman, who was nine months pregnant, ran down the thief, who proceeded to push her over (BASTARD!).  I say was pregnant because later that day she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. All in a day’s work, amirite, ladies? Two of her family members stopped the purse-snatcher and held him until police arrived. Craziness — but hey, silver lining is that that baby was born into a boss, loyal family. [Huffington Post] [Image: City of Flint Police Department]

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