Believe It or Not, Guys Aren’t That Into Doggy-Style

Ladies, no longer do you have to feel obligated to get on all fours when your man asks to do it doggy-style. Well, unless that’s your favorite position. But if it isn’t and you always thought your man’s favorite position was doggy-style, you’d be surprise to find out that you’re wrong. Well, sort of.

It’s not that it isn’t his favorite, it’s just that there are many cons that come with it. But you wouldn’t know it because you’re face down, ass up. Alas, here’s what guys hate about doing it doggy-style:

Hard on the knees

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If you’re on all fours and your man is right behind you on his knees for a long period of time, his knees are getting the blues. Because you both are holding yourselves up while in position, it can become physically draining. Especially if you’re not in the best of shape.

Rug Burns

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You may like to get it on, on the floor because it makes it easier to balance yourselves. But if your floor is covered in carpet, you knees will end up burning like sh*t. Good luck with walking in jeans and jumping in hot water after that.

Minute Man

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Guys love doggy-style because it’s super intimate and makes way for great skin-to-skin contact. But that can also be a problem. Because he has control of motion and movement, things can start to feel really good. So good that he may come within seconds.

Not So Rhythmic

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The most important thing to have when having sex is rhythm. And sometimes when doing it doggy-style, rhythm is super lacked. Guys get way too excited because it feels so good, and ladies, you know it’s kinda hard to keep your balance while getting pounded from behind. Guys hate when the motion’s off. And if your height balance is off, well… that’s the ultimate fail.

Noises… Ew

Let’s talk queefs. I know, it’s embarrassing, but it’s real as hell. In fact, when he hears it, he’s not the most turned on. But it’s both normal and natural and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it.