Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian want to film their birth for TV despite literally no one wanting to see that

I guess it’s hard when you grow up in a house where everything is filmed all the time and most of your family’s cash money comes reality TV. But Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna filming a “birthing reality” show is literally the dumbest idea ever and something no one wants to see. (Hey, you in the back, who might think you want to watch it: you don’t, OK? You really don’t.) Rob and Chyna was just renewed for a second season, so there’s some evidence that people are interested in their relationship. But now anonymous sources tell TMZ the couple is looking at a few thousand big ones to film a baby special, which will include footage of the delivery, events like Chyna’s baby shower, and even a few days after the baby is born.

They already have footage of the shower, so it’s just a matter of the delivery and editing it all together at this point. According to sources, Chyna is still on the fence about letting camera crews into the delivery room and all up in her stuff. So at least someone is thinking straight (sort of).

Let’s just get very open and honest with each other. No matter what kind of Keeping Up With The Kardashians fan or viewer you are, you have to admit that Rob and Chyna is boring AF. The Guardian called it “the saddest show on television.”

He doesn’t even hang out with his sisters, who are, I will admit, pretty enthralling. On this week of KUWTK, he called his sisters dramatic and blocked them on Instagram, which is the Kardashian equivalent of not going home for the holidays. So, just shut up, Rob. No one wants to watch you anyway.

Then there’s the issue of filming a delivery to begin with. No hate on Chyna at all but, like, no one wants to watch anyone give birth. I don’t think anyone would have wanted to see Kim give birth (though can’t you just picture her like taking a selfie, while Kanye paces?). It’s not about being famous — it’s about the fact that giving birth looks like torture and is terrible and no one wants to watch that shit.

I don’t have children, but I’m not curious about what actually goes down. My vagina starts to ache a little just thinking about it. Even families that have cameras in the delivery room — why? Why, I ask you? Do you all watch it on Christmas morning together? What gives?

I can barely watch sitcom episodes when everyone’s yelling and pushing and making stupid jokes about how annoying men are, so no, I don’t want to watch Chyna give birth on E! And speaking of dramatic, I bet Rob will be a wreck and whining that he has nothing to wear (or in jail for criminal threats) and just… no. It’s not that no one cares about their growing family, but it’s also that no one cares about their growing family. And having a new kid around is a big change. I can’t imagine all the drama with crazy hormone levels, a screaming baby and a camera crew trying to capture it all.

Chyna, stand up for yourself and say “hell no” to all of this. Unless, of course, you know, the money really is that good, because we all have to eat.