Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley did ‘Lip Sync Battle’ and it was a goddamn delight, of course

I know you’ll be shocked to find out that when Orange Is The New Black co-stars Laverne Cox and Samira Wiley went on Lip Sync Battle, it was adorable and precious and excellent, but it’s true. It was all of those things. I know, how wildly unexpected.

Also, I could hit yoga seven days a week while snorting continuous lines of industrial strength muscle relaxers and I will still never be able to comprehend the muscular pliability afforded to people who can pull of the kind of split Cox casually slams into at the end.

Also also: I’m still very sad that Samira Wiley is engaged. No, I don’t want other people to be happy. Only me. And I’m only happy if all the world’s cutest humans sit around forever, waiting to see if I decide to marry them myself, and even when they ultimately all die alone, they’ll slip into oblivion with the peace of knowing that their lifelong loneliness benefitted me in some small way by letting me always know that they were available should I want them. Anyway, you guys watch this video while I go email my therapist.