Is Khloe Kardashian engaged? She has a new boyfriend so naturally the rumors surfaced

There’s never a dull moment when it comes to the Kardashians. While Kim hunkers down, rumor has it that Khloe Kardashian is engaged. Or that she just has a new boyfriend, which sort of makes more sense. According to In Touch Weekly, Khloe is now dating Tristan Thompson and the two were so happy together that they decided to get married and snag their own reality show.

The tabloid reports that Kris Jenner wasn’t thrilled about the match, but that she eventually gave in because she’s scared Keeping Up With The Kardashians is losing traction with fans. “She desperately wants a new project to work on and thinks Khloé and Tristan’s show would be ratings gold, especially if they include all the drama surrounding the basketball player leaving his pregnant ex for her daughter,” an anonymous source told the tabloid.

But that’s all bullshit, although the world could always use more Kardashian romance on their small screens (I’m joking, I’m entirely joking. A Khloe-Tristan show would be terrible because I would watch it and hate myself for watching it). GossipCop put the rumors to rest that there was a Kardashian wedding to plan. They even got a rep to “exclusively confirm” that Kardashian is not engaged.

When it comes to sites like In Touch and Media Take Out, it’s best to not believe shit until it’s confirmed. Once, Media Take Out reported that Khloe Kardashian had a penis. Another time, it reported that she was pregnant. Obviously (come on, everyone) both of those stories are not based on facts. Say what you want about the Kardashian women, but they definitely put up with a lot of bullshit (even if they seem to sort of enjoy the weird attention sometimes).

Khloe is still married to Lamar Odom, in case you forgot all about that. She filed for divorce back in July for the second time, so they’re spitting for real, but it’s taking some time. Why would anyone want to get engaged right after getting divorced?

And her and Thompson are only sort of confirmed to be dating. Back in September, they went to Cabo together and were spotted talking and laughing, but “no kissing” or cuddling for the cameras. Sources told E! News they were “just friends.” They’ve been spotted partying together, and it’s not great to jump to conclusions, but let’s all just assume they’re making out.

Khloe is always rumored to be dating someone. Back in July, she was reportedly dating Trey Songz. So she’s having her fun, everyone. Don’t tie her down just yet.