The ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ trailer is here and my vagina is like the Sahara after watching it

At long last (for some people whose interests I’m not here to judge), the Fifty Shades Darker trailer was just released, giving fans a first look into the latest film installment of E.L. James’s story of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. The nearly 2-minute trailer features a lot of Jamie Dornan looking hot and tormented about his career choices, and Dakota Johnson numbly making me wish they’d given this roll to her mom. Other than that, the trailer gives away little about what I’m sure is a complex and well-developed plot, but suffice to say that follow-up to the obscenely profitable Fifty Shades of Grey seems to be just as much of a broody look at a BDSM relationship as told by someone who has little to no functional idea of what a BDSM relationship actually looks like.

But hey, if abuse, extravagant wealth spent in extremely boring ways, and two sad-looking Tommy Hilfiger catalog models barely emoting at one another are things that get you off, then behold!

Jamie Dornan still so hot tho.