An accused rapist thought the woman was crying because his dick was too big

Men accused of rape claiming the sex was consensual is an age-old tale, but one bloke took it to a new disgusting level. After 26-year-old Daniel Green was accused of rape, the British stockbroker said he thought the woman was crying because his dick was too big, which is apparently a recurring problem for him. Green said in court he often has sexual troubles because his penis is just so large it “sometimes causes pain” for women.

The woman accusing him of sexual assault said she had gone to sleep under a desk after drinking and doing coke at an office party. She testified that she was asleep when Green started having sex with her and repeatedly told him “no.”

Green, on the other hand, testified that while having sex with her, “I looked up and I see a tear on her face. So I sat back. I said, ‘Fuck you are crying?’ She replied, ‘Can you leave please, just go.'” However, when asked why he thought she was crying, he responded, “Maybe my penis was hurting her. I always have difficulty when it comes to having sex with girls. I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.” Showing the jury just how well endowed he is, he used his hands to represent his alleged 10-inch long and four-inches in girth dick.

I’m sorry to break it to you, Green (actually, no, I’m not), but your HUGE dick isn’t the problem — an alleged lack of consent is. I get that you wanted to tell a jury all about your 10-inch penis, according to your own measurements, but literally no one cares.