A Fashion Designer Made A Dress Out Of Pubes, And It Looks As Gross As It Sounds

If you thought Lady Gaga was the queen of crazy outfits, think again. A 28-year-old fashion designer made a dress out of pubic hair, and it’s an interesting, yet nasty ensemble. Sarah Louise Bryan decided to give Lady Gaga’s now-infamous meat dress from the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards a run for its money by creating what she says is the “most disgusting thing I could think of.”

Bryan decided she wouldn’t use her own pubes for the job, so she asked for a little help from her social media followers and received envelopes full of other people’s hair from below the belt. Yes, you read that correctly. According to Bryan, the pubic hair was primarily from British men and an “odd American.” Yuck. The result is this two-piece getup of brown, red, and grey hairs that you will NEVER forget. Well, if gross as fuck was her intention, she certainly achieved her goal. The pubic hair dress was a six-month process that required her to wear rubber gloves, an eye mask, and a mouth mask. Bryan carefully sterilized the hair, applied it to the bra/skirt with hot glue, and even gagged a couple of times while she concocted her latest creation.

While a dress made out of strangers’ pubes may be her grossest creative pursuit, Bryan is not new to making outlandish dresses. In 2014, she made waves on the internet when she created the world’s first Skittles dress. The dress took her an amazing 180 hours, 145 bags of Skittles, and 90 tubes of glue to create. Known as #projecttastetherainbow, the Skittles design went viral and eventually led to her securing a job with Ripley’s, a clothing company that supplies clothes to celebs like Kim Kardashian.

Her Skittles dress recently made its way back into the news when it melted on a flight from Florida to Los Angeles for an exhibition last month. Bryan was understandably crushed by the loss of a dress that helped her rise out of poverty. She told The Mirror:

I am absolutely devastated… The dress was my pride and joy and catapulted me into the limelight. It is the reason why I was given a contract by Ripley’s. It took me 180 hours to put together and a lot of blood, sweat and tears. It has really upset me. It was worth around £5,000 but it’s not the cost of the dress, it’s the sentimentality that went with it.”

Obviously, her latest pubic hair dress isn’t quite as sweet and savory as her Skittles design, but that’s not stopping Bryan from putting a high price on her hairy outfit. She’s willing to sell the dress to a high-profile celebrity or a museum and promises it will be be the one and only pubic hair dress. It’s all good — we are sure no normal person is sad about missing out on an opportunity to rock thousands of donated pubes.

The dress just started going viral, but the fashion designer is already on to her next pursuit. Bryan took to Twitter and asked her male followers to donate a little sperm for her next design. She even included a photo of herself to give guys a good reason to jack off and it seems to be working – she already has 300 offers from men who are willing to let her use their sperm as glue.

Never change, Sarah Louise Bryan.