People Watch “Daddy Porn” On Father’s Day Because Everyone Is A Sick Fuck

You know how there are things you wish you didn’t know? Depending on your favorite porn search keywords, this may be one of them. According to Pornhub, people watch “daddy porn” on Father’s Day more than any other day of the year. Daddy porn is everything from the number one search term “stepdaughter and father” to “daddy,” “Japanese daddy” (featuring older Japanese men with younger women), and “dad’s hot girlfriend,” which are sort of tied for second place. Things get pretty predictable after that: “dad bod,” “dad and babysitter,” and “dad and daughter’s friend” also rank pretty high over the Hallmark holiday. And it’s not just Father’s Day proper, either — daddy porn trends for days after the event.

According to the porn site, which uses Google demographic data, women make up about 96 percent of daddy searches, which means a lot of you are getting off watching older men fuck their daughters’ BFFs in scripted porn. And why are you searching for dad bods? You can just go on Tinder to get that kind of action. Porn is about your dreams. Of course, a lot of daddy porn searches are done through Pornhub’s gay male oriented site, where gay men around the age of 55 are 277 percent more likely to search for “daddy twink” or “hairy daddy.”

I mean, I’m just assuming it’s gay men who don’t mind a hairy daddy but you do you, ladies.

In fact, ladies are watching loads of porn and they’re into some interesting shit. The most used search terms coming from women, according to Pornhub, are “lesbian scissoring,” “squirting,” and “cartoon.” (Really? Cartoon?) Women are also more likely to search for “real massage cams” and “real celebrity sex videos,” which totally makes sense to me because that pro stuff can end up looking way too cheesy, and then I end up like, snarkily hate-watching the porn and forget to get off. It’s an actual problem, but I digress.

In addition to watching celeb videos and massage cams, the top three categories searched by women are “lesbian,” “gay (male),” and “big dick.” Because pro tip: the guys in gay male porn are by far better looking than the dudes pounding ample chested women in straight porn. It’s sort of frustrating just because it’s another reminder that the world is run by men — if gay men want good looking dudes in their porn, they get them. The world is unfair like that.

Unfair and totally fucking kinky. Apparently everyone went home after having brunch with their dads and got off to other dads. It’s totally fine to be into daddy porn, but a spike around Father’s Day is a little too close to home. On the plus side, at least you know you aren’t alone.

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