You Can Now Print Your Own 3-D Gummy Candy And Life Just Got A Little Bit Better

Great news for those of you who love high fructose corn syrup, candy and personalization. Technology has evolved to the point where you can print your own 3-D gummy candy , which is the best news for anyone with a Haribo addiction and the desire to eat accurate 3-D representations of literally anything they want.

The New York Post reports that the candies can be made exclusively at Dylan’s Candy Bar using something called “Fused Deposition Modeling that heats natural vegan ingredients that are then applied by a nozzle to create shapes through a parametric algorithm that uses 35,000 lines of code.” That’s an awful lot of words to describe something that Willy Wonka probably could’ve done in the amount of time it took me to write those words, but you know what, he’s a work of fiction and this candy machine that will spit out an edible 3-D replica of whatever you want is real. The future is now.

The candies are both dairy and gluten-free so you can get this as a graduation present for your annoying cousin who won’t stop talking about how wheat makes her break out. There are eight different flavor and color combinations and if you’re feeling really wacky, go HAM and throw some glitter, sour or fizzy dust on top of that shit, too.

The candies cost $20 and come out of the machine about the size of your hand which is enormous. Like, that’s way too big. But! The possibilities are endless. Here is just a short list of things I’d like to make into giant, hand-sized gummy candy.

  • This picture of Chris Christie serving moose knuckle.
  • A panda
  • A baby panda
  • Kim Kardashian’s first nose
  • Kris Jenner’s first face
  • This Instagram post of Scott Disick shilling detox tea with a caption that is directly copied from the email the marketing team sent him.
  • The Eiffel Tower
  • A seafood tower
  • The Magna Carta
  • Your grandma
  • Mussolini
  • A can of Vienna Sausages
  • Nachos
  • Your favorite tweets
  • Your favorite pet
  • Your favorite sibling
  • Your favorite parent
  • Zac Efron’s midsection
  • Joe Mangianello’s midsection
  • The Seattle Seahawks’ entire defensive line
  • A clock radio
  • A VCR
  • A microfiche machine
  • The Statue of Liberty
  • A chicken thigh
  • A penis
  • A wig
  • Your favorite eyebrow pencil
  • A lipstick
  • A donut
  • Ariana Grande
  • Ariana Grande wearing bunny ears and licking a donut
  • Beyoncé
  • Blue Ivy
  • North West
  • All of Angelina Jolie’s children, adopted, biological or otherwise.

See! The possibilities are endless. Let your imagination be your guide.