Blac Chyna Is Reportedly Pregnant With Rob Kardashian’s Baby, Because Mama Kris Wants That New Spin-Off, Y’All
Alright, so let’s see if I can keep all of this straight: Blac Chyna is reportedly pregnant with Rob Kardashian’s baby. Ms. Chyna recently became engaged to the Arthur George sock designer (lololololololololol) after a few months of Instagramming each other. Now here’s where shit gets weird: Blac China already has one child — 3-year-old King Cairo — with Tyga, her ex-fiancé. Tyga is currently dating Kylie Kardashian, noted lip-haver, and barely legal sister of Rob Kardashian.
Update: Blac Chyna’s rep confirmed that she is, in fact, pregnant.
So, like, if Kylie marries Tyga and Rob marries Blac Chyna, Kylie and Robb (I accidentally wrote it with two Bs and I’m leaving it because I miss Robb Stark and I think I was subconsciously looking for an excuse to mention that) would be stepparents to the same child. Sure. This is fine. This is totally normal.
Anyway, sources told TMZ that BC has a uterus full of Kardashian-flavored fetus, and that the parents-to-be are extra excited about it. Us Weekly also picked up the report and since they’re basically have Kris Jenner on speed dial and don’t tend to run any Kardashian-related story that isn’t legit and KJ-approved, I’m inclined to believe this is true.
Rob recently proposed to B. Chyna with a 7-carat ring (he must save so much money living with his sister) and honestly, they seem kind of cute together. So whatever, I’m not here to shade anyone’s happiness. Besides, I want Kardashian spin-offs until I take my last earthly breath, so bring it on. More babies and weddings all around!