The New Starbucks Caramel Waffle Cone Frappuccino Looks Like A Fucking Delicious Way To Consume 80 Grams Of Sugar

When paying your Starbucks rent (aka, buying a drink so you can use the wifi), deciding what to get can be a challenging decision. Are you gonna be “good” and get something “healthy” like tea or one of those offensive bagel holes that are essentially the same concept as donut holes except with all the joy sucked out of them? Or are you going to get something that is actually good, as in, the Starbucks Caramel Waffle Cone Frappuccino? This concoction looks like the absolute most glorious way to consume 80 grams of sugar that I’ve ever seen.

The Frappuccino options always look incredible. I mean, of course they do. Look at them. They’re the Channing Tatum of beverages: something sweet and pretty that young white girls are obsessed, and they’re seemingly everywhere you look. It’s almost impossible not to see the appeal. I would, however, have to take out a small loan to be able to afford a Venti size Frap. Every so often, if I am having ~a day~, I’ll splurge on a Grande Mocha Frap, weighing in at a whopping 61g of sugar.

Note: I am very much pro-sugar. I’m not here to lecture about sugar intake. My heart goes out to people that have cut sugar out of their diets and to their loved ones that have to be around them. While I agree, that 80 grams of sugar is a LOT, I think that life is short and that you deserve to indulge, but I don’t recommend this as your morning go-to. Like cake, it should be consumed sparingly, on special occasions. Having it only once in a while makes it all the more sweeter too. There. There’s your sugar lecture from me. Eat it like the world is on fire from time to time but don’t be heathens about it.

Now is the time to act: The Frappuccino happy hour is back and you can click here to set it in your calendar so as not to forget and miss your chance.

Here’s hoping you will discover your alter-ego like Anne did.

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Yes, that photo is neither here nor there for this specific issue of the Caramel Waffle Cone Frappuccino, but it was posted on Imgur by user cuteDummy, and the internet is loving it, and so am I; I’ll admit, it’s pretty cool. But I’m more interested in what drink Anne got. Was it the Caramel Waffle Cone Frap?! How was it?!