Caitlyn Jenner Will Pose Naked With Her Gold Medals For Sports Illustrated, Because You Can’t Keep A Good Kardashijenner Woman Clothed For Long

Caitlyn Jenner is set to be a cover girl yet again — this time in a lot less clothes than in her famous Vanity Fair photo. According to Us Weekly, Caitlyn Jenner will appear on the cover of Sports Illustrated in “nothing but an American flag and her Olympic medal.” Jenner has yet to publicly comment on the alleged cover or the racy plan for the shoot.

The photo will celebrate the 40th anniversary of the world record decathlon at the 1976 Olympic Games in Montreal, which made Jenner “the world’s greatest athlete.” It will also mark the first time she poses with her gold medal post-transition. Jenner reportedly keeps the medal buried “at the bottom of her makeup drawer,” which I hope for her sake is total bullshit — once you win one of those things, isn’t the whole point to walk around naked while wearing it? Live your best life, Caitlyn.

Of course, Caitlyn has had years of schooling from her Kardashian-Jenner fam in how to rock a naked photoshoot. If you’ve kept up with the Kardashians, almost every episode includes one of our girls prepping for a photoshoot of some sort. If there are two things I’ve learned from seven seasons of KUWTK, it’s how to eat a salad the size of a small child and how pose naked (aka, two very important life skills.)

These women are masters of every form of nude photo. Ahem:

Here’s Kourtney Kardashian serving a revenge shoot:

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This was conveniently posted just after Kourtney and Scott Disick’s latest split. Ah yes, nothing like a shameless (as they should always be) feelinmyselfie to commemorate your ass’ liberation from a relationship.

The Kardashians have also helped popularize the “pregnant yet wet and sexy” shoot:

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Kim Kardashian doesn’t require a professional camera to strip down and cause a stir anymore:

When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL

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But remember how good it was when she did?

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Khloé Kardashian has some work to do to catch up with her sisters, but I believe in her:

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Mom Kris Jenner also once posed topless in an eerily similar gold medal-and-American flag get up on an episode of KUWTK as a surprise for her then-husband. 

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Creative inspiration can totally run in the family, and if your family so happens to love posing naked, then take what you’re given and run with it.

Caitlyn is currently filming her reality series I Am Cait, so judging by the Fourth of July theme of this cover story, there’s a good chance we’ll get to see how the shoot unfolds in a later episode. At least we’ll get to imagine we all have gold medals to pose with. Ah, the magic of television.