Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Are Expecting Their Second Child, Not That We’ll Ever Get To See It

Oh hey, thanks to the 20 people who have alerted me over the last 24 hours to the news that Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are expecting their second child. Ryan and Eva met on the set of The Place Beyond The Pines in 2011 and have been low-profile together ever since, never giving the tabloids a damn thing to speculate about. I am still using this photo of them, above, from 2012, BECAUSE THAT’S BASICALLY THE ONLY ONE THAT EXISTS. UGH. Mendes barely even acknowledged her first blessed pregnancy, let alone daughter Esmeralda’s birth in September 2014, and I don’t expect that they’ll be telling PEOPLE all about their birthing plan this time around either. Will they name Baby #2 after a character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame as well? We’ll be lucky if we ever find out.

Even though I like to pretend like it pisses me off, being that Ryan is my fave and all, I actually think he and Eva are cute together and I do not begrudge them their happiness. It’s generous of me, I know. I’ve really matured since the days when my coworkers had to do Goservention. So yeah, congrats to Eva and Ryan on their news, I look forward to seeing a family photo of the future foursome, um, probably never.

[Us Weekly]