How to Dress Like You’re Better Than Everyone At Coachella

Coachella begins this weekend, which means everyone from Kylie Jenner to Robert Pattinson to the cast of Vanderpump Rules will descend on the desert in pinneys and maybe even flower crowns. Even normal people have been planning their outfits for weeks — but what if you’re a celebrity? How do you prove that you’re richer, shinier, and better than everyone else while still dressing on-theme?

Spend three hours getting a marijuana manicure

Did someone say Coachella? Nails ✅ @laquenailbar

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Vanessa Hudgens spent fully 12% of her day getting this marijuana-themed mani. We get it, V, you smoke weed. It cost $190 dollars, so what she lost in time, she made up for in… Instagram likes.

Make sure your flower crown is ~designer~

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CREDIT: Net-A-Porter

What, did you think you could weave together a few dandelions and show up to dance in a field? Think again: Those are actually weeds. This $885 Dolce and Gabbana silk-and-cotton flower headband should get you started.

Pretend to go incognito.

the road trip begins..

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You would never guess, but it’s Kylie Jenner under there! (She invented wigs.) If you don’t want to draw attention to yourself, the best way to do it is with a multicolored arrow directly over your face. Get one on eBay for $98.

It could be from Forever 21, but it probably isn’t

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CREDIT: Instagram

Sarah Hyland’s blousy romper from last year’s festival might be $19.95, but something tells us it’s more like this $747 “printed silk-georgette playsuit” from Net-A-Porter. You can look like one of the people without being one of the people.

Seductive overalls

#spun #sprung @vidakush

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What’s sexier than a woman whose breast may fall out at any moment? Obviously, one whose overall strap is going to fall in the Porta-Potty later. (Top Shop has a vaguely doable $75 version of these.)