This Baby Letting Her Crying Twin Brother Suck Her Thumb Is All Of Us Casually Pacifying The Men In Our Lives

Twins are amazing and kind of creepy in an awesome, downright mythic way, probably because of their intense psychic connection that results in videos like this. YouTuber “Twin Mom” posted a video of her six-week-old twins chilling while she was in the other room for a second, and when one of the unnamed babes started making a ruckus, the other stuck her thumb in his mouth.

Obviously, this kid is ahead of the curve because it totally worked. Sheer genius! If only this were a publicly acceptable response for those interminable business meetings or when you overhear someone’s terrible Tinder date unfolding like a car crash in slow motion. We see great things ahead for this tiny baby! Politics, perhaps?