Here Are The Plus Sides To A Trump Presidency (Just Hear Me Out, OK?)

He’s the fecal plume of America. Even if we manage to flush Trump come November, his legacy will taint the air for decades to come. Watching the election unfold is a bit being a character in a Final Destination–chances of death and destruction are extremely high, but someone said YOLO and now we must pay the price.


But is it all doom and gloom if a Trump presidency comes to pass? Yes. However, in the interest of looking on the bright side of things, let’s take a look at some of the possible benefits of Duke Nukem’ being given free reign over the most powerful country on Earth–click through the gallery to check ‘em out.