Jennifer Lawrence: I Go Hard or Go Home

In her latest attempt to convince the world that she’s a Normal, Jennifer Lawrence sat down with Harper’s Bazaar to discuss her totally routine life of friendship with Emma Stone, Amy Schumer, and Woody Harrelson.

Sometimes Jennifer Lawrence goes hard. “If I do stay out late and I’m partying hard, I will throw up. I don’t have the tolerance to black out; I just start puking.” Recently, she went to an Adele concert with her pals Stone and Harrelson. (Sure!) “Woody cut his foot. He stayed over in one of my guest bedrooms, but that’s where I started puking. I broke a candle because I can’t just puke like a normal person—I flay my arms everywhere. And I didn’t clean it up because I’m an asshole.” (Jennifer Lawrence, like your own bad roommate, doesn’t clean up her puke.)

Sometimes, on the other hand, Jennifer Lawrence goes home. “I don’t really stay out late. I’m kind of a bummer. I’m a nana. It’s hard to get me out, and when I do go out I don’t really stay out late.”

Lawrence’s typical day is of the “goes home” variety: “Wake up. I take Pippi on a running hike. I’ll probably do Pilates or something. Then I’ll hang out with a friend to count down the hours of my wasteful life. Then I watch TV, and then I’ll go to bed. There’s my day.”

She also reads The Onion, she says, exactly like a normal person. And I like to behave exactly like an Oscar winner, so please excuse me if I click over to her most recent favorite article right… now.