John Oliver: Cadbury Creme Eggs Are An Illuminati Conspiracy, Obvs

Last Week Tonight was off last night, but that did not prevent John Oliver from releasing a web exclusive video on two of my favorite things on earth–Cadbury Creme Eggs and YouTube conspiracy videos.

Oliver jumps from random fact to tangentially related fact in order to prove that the Cadbury Creme Egg is in fact part of an illuminati conspiracy, just like the pros on YouTube. I will definitely give him credit for hitting all the notes, but honestly, it’s tough to parody something that is way more ridiculous than anything you could come up with.

I mean, it’s really, really tough to top this guy explaining, in total earnestness, how Danny Devito is the antichrist.

Of course, it is possible that the Cadbury Creme Egg actually IS an illuminati conspiracy, and Oliver is just doing this schtick so that no one figures that out. I don’t know, perhaps you may want to “do your own research?” WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[Last Week Tonight]