Learn How To Smell Good From Everybody Wants Some!!!

This clip from Richard Linklater’s latest movie gives you just a taste of the fratty good times in store for viewers of EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! It’s a quick guide to dousing yourself in manly cologne — “chicks dig this shit!” — so you can score with sexy college ladies. If you don’t, you might have to come home and do “the five-knuckle shuffle,” which apparently means to touch yourself sensually until you orgasm. How awful.

In news that will surprise exactly no one, this “spiritual sequel” to Dazed and Confused is an ’80s coming-of-age sports comedy about a Texas dude who is kind of maybe a little smarter and more sensitive than the bros he surrounds himself with. Jake, who is played by Blake Jenner, is eager to explore all that college life has to offer, which includes various subcultures and social activities, such as disco dancing, ppartying, and hunting down the one intelligent, creative, and cool woman he meets in the week before school starts. That would be Beverly, played by Zoey Deutch. Aside from the extra intense title, EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!! is pretty entertaining for a sausage party, although it could definitely use some Parker Posey air raid action.

[Paramount Pictures]