Monster Jared Fogle Gets a Heaping Helping of Irony Making Sandwiches In Jail
Human shitpile and former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle is currently serving a 15-year prison sentence for possessing and distributing child pornography, but that doesn’t mean he gets to sit around all day. Grub Street reports that Fogle just got a job making sandwiches in the pokey, and the irony is more delicious than your favorite $5 footlong.
Fogle hasn’t had an easy time in prison so far; he’s apparently gained at least 30 pounds by slamming Honey Buns by the boxload, and he got his ass beat by another inmate who hated child molesters. It turns out his sandwich gig also raises some ire:
The sandwich-serving gig proved to be a great source of merriment for the guards, people inside the prison tell TMZ, but Fogle’s fellow inmates felt his job was too “cushy.” For his safety, he was reassigned to the correctional officers’ private cafeteria, but that’s apparently not gone over stupendously, either. It was viewed as a “promotion,” allowing him to swap work for food of higher quality.”
I hope you sleep with your eyes open, dude!