Taylor Swift And Calvin Harris’ One Year Anniversary Vacation Photos Are A 9th Grade Fantasy

The internet is smart enough to know that when Taylor Swift and Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles go on a vacation celebrating their one year anniversary, there will be “romantic” photos documenting it. But was the internet truly prepared for the high levels of chemistry and cheese communicated in these photos? These photos aren’t just run-of-the-mill cliche, they are 9th grade fantasy levels of cheese. What I see in these photos is the manifestation of 14-year-old girls all over the world describing their idea of love.

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Taylor’s beautifully sunlit emergence from the water obviously reflects how she looks to Calvin Harris: the longing glances he steals when they’re out on the town, the sunlit nature of their romantic life. Water acts as a symbol for the wonderful but sometimes engulfing nature of her pop career, and it is only with Calvin that she can come up for some air.

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This totally natural and not at all curated pose of them on the beach obviously communicates their ability to maintain independence amidst their whirlwind romance. They are both posed slightly towards each other to express their innate sexual desires and overall connection, but the space between them is there to ensure they stand out as individuals. Unless, it means they are slowly growing apart. In which case this whole vacation is an Illuminati trick to distract us from the fact that they’re actually the couple from all those black and white stock photos included with picture frames.

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These initials in the sand are truly the recognized romantic dream of 13-year-olds everywhere.