This is How Crazy Women Would Sound If They Talked To Their Boyfriends Like Contestants On ‘The Bachelor’

“Going into today”…you must watch this sketch. Tonight is the season finale of the insanity that is The Bachelor. I don’t know about you, but I’ve already received a text from my roommate insisting that she will be “monopolizing the TV for the 100 hours it takes to watch it.”

Even if you’re like me, and you’ve never seen a full episode before, you’ll still get a kick out of this. The NYC-based comedy sketch duo Girls With Brown Hair created a masterpiece for Mashable. This work of art begs the question:What would happen if women behaved like The Bachelor contestants IRL? The result is comedy gold.

Sketch partners and comedy-wives to each other, Sam Reece and Becky Chicoine perfectly depict the show’s dramatic tone and all of the over-the-top emotional vomit that each contestant is guilty of. It’s beautiful executed and eerily accurate, right down to the use of the show’s catch phrase, “Hey, can I steal you for a sec?”