Texas GOP Official Accuses Karl Rove, Both Bushes, Obama, Etc. Of Wacky Gay Sex Scandals

Robyn Pennacchia | March 11, 2016 - 6:00 pm

Meet Robert Morrow! Robert Morrow is a conspiracy theorist and author of an “anti-Clinton” book, who was elected Chairman of the Travis County Republican Party last week by more than 5,000 votes–and the only thing stranger than whatever is going on with his bangs are the words that come out of his mouth.

Morrow’s primary cause, it seems, is outing politicians he believes are “closeted homosexuals”–a list which he believes includes both President Bushes, Karl Rove, President Obama, Hillary Clinton and Rick Perry. He’s also very fond of talking about his penis. It’s honestly hard to even know where to begin here, but let’s start with a few of his tweets!

Now, sure, this one could perhaps have been written by a mainstream, run-of-the-mill elected Republican official…

But Morrow isn’t just one of the crowd…he’s special. His timeline consists mostly of accusing various politicians across party lines of sex scandals–primarily gay sex scandals–as well his breast fetish and various invitations to discuss his penis.

Because someone up there loves us, Morrow did an interview with Time Warner Cable. I don’t really have words to describe this interview–especially since I realize the phrase “and it will blow your mind” is used to excess here on the internet–so I’m just gonna suggest that you watch it, and I’ll include a list of highlights at the bottom, ok?

  • Hillary Clinton murdered 76 people at Waco
  • George H.W. Bush ran drugs with Bill Clinton, and is a “longtime homosexual pedophile” in cahoots with what he calls the “Franklin pedophile ring,” which “provided him young teen boys to have sex with.” (Morrow has also previously accused him of murdering JFK)
  • Jeb Bush also ran drugs during the Iran Contra
  • Donald Trump will throw Hillary Clinton headfirst down a staircase (as a compliment)
  • George W. Bush and Rick Perry are closeted homosexuals
  • Chelsea Clinton isn’t Bill Clinton’s real daughter, is actually the daughter of Webb Hubbel.
  • “I think Barack Obama is a gay man who got married. I believe, when he was a state senator, I totally believe … that he was having a blow job and smoking crack while he was being sucked by a gay prostitute.”
  • Barack Obama also WAS a gay prostitute (a view also espoused, by the way, by ANOTHER newly elected Texas GOP official, Mary Lou Bruner)
  • “You need to Google a picture of George W. Bush kissing the bald head of Jeff Gannon, who’s a bald-headed gay prostitute who was posing as a journalist in the White House press corps. It makes me wonder if Karl Rove got him that journalist’s pass. It makes me wonder if Jeff Gannon was having sex with Karl Rove. Jeff Gannon was a gay prostitute who was known for being a top. Do you know what a top is, and a bottom? Jeff Gannon was a top, and he was running around the Bush White House like he was a stray cat.”
  • Barbara Bush is a drunken cuckold.
  • Lyndon Johnson had a personal hitman who had someone killed at a golf course (He’s also accused him killing JFK as well)
  • Karl Rove was having an affair with a male blogger named Ali Akbar
  • “I’m like Donald Trump on steroids”

Robert Morrow, ladies and gentleman! The future of the Republican party!

On a side note, I haven’t seen this dude hanging around Chicago in a while, and I’m starting to suspect he ran off to Texas to get involved in local Republican politics.

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