Gimme Gimme: This Fancy Vibrator Necklace

Jenni Miller | March 11, 2016 - 5:30 pm

Some fashionistas are of the Coco Chanel school of thought when it comes to accessories: “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off.” Those people are tasteful but maybe a little boring. I say, look in the mirror and put five more things on! And if one of those things happens to be a stainless steel, USB-charged vibrator, well, bring it on.

I was perusing the very fine weekly newsletter of one Lux Alptraum when I came across Crave Jewelry, which offers “sexually charged items that double as wonderfully stylish jewelry (provided, of course, that you’ve got no qualms about wearing your vibrator around your neck),” as per Lux. The Vesper in particular caught my eye, as it looks sort of like one of those vintage pen necklaces but cooler. You don’t have to wear it as a necklace, but where’s the fun in that? The plain stainless steel Vesper will set you back $69, but there are pricier options available.

Johnny Depp, the patron saint of wearing as much jewelry as you can possible stand, would surely approve.

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