Ariana Grande Has Released A New Track Titled ‘Dangerous Woman’ For The Baby Living Inside Your Stomach

Queen of the babies Ariana Grande is still keeping busy spinning tunes and powering her own personal machine like the mysterious cartoon character she is. Just last night the baby-ambassador released her new single “Dangerous Woman” to immediate iTunes chart-topping success.

Her full new album won’t be coming out until May 20th, at which point I imagine her ponytail will give birth to a small tribe of anthropomorphic cotton candy balls in celebration. For those who want to see her perform it on live television, she’ll be showcasing her dangerous womanhood this weekend on SNL, which will be funnier¬†than anything Colin Jost has written.