This Website Lets You Kiss Justin Bieber Like A Real Creep
In a world where people identify as Beliebers and pass around Justin Bieber dick pics like party favors, it’s no surprise that there is now a website where you can digitally kiss Justin Bieber. On JustinKissMe, users enter their name and then upload a selfie, and then it all clicks into their Justin smooching system which pastes a photo of him kissing your face, signalling to the world (and hopefully eventually him) your undeniable devotion to him.
You know, if we’re going to do this, we might as well take it a step further — why not build a website that lets you insert yourself into honeymoon scenarios with Bieber? What about a photo set in which the two of you are picking out silverware in IKEA and then Justin yells at you because he wanted the rounded set and you wanted the cross-hatched set? When will we get the website in which Justin and you discover you’re pregnant and someone has to tell Selena?
For now, the world will have to wait for these virtual-reality scenarios with Justin. But in the meantime you can at least hop over and kiss him.