Jared Fogle Is Reportedly Getting Super Fat In Prison

Disgraced sandwich slinger Jared Fogle has reportedly gained 30 pounds already in the first three months of his prison sentence. If he continues to put on weight at this rate and serves out his entire 15-year sentence, he will be released about 1,800 pounds heavier.

A prison insider explained Fogle’s reason for overeating were likely emotional. “Jared’s breakfast is usually Frosted Flakes with fruit or oatmeal with cake. He loves ‘cake day’ in the dining hall twice a week and he buys Honey Buns by the box, as well as other pastries, in the commissary on his weekly shopping day,” they said. “He’s been known to eat an entire box of eight at one sitting!”

Being a pedophile has also made it challenging for Fogle to make friends, which is probably why his friends are now foods. Still, it’s strange to me that they don’t serve Subway in prison, because they have to serve it in hell. But until then, there’s always cake day.

[In Touch Weekly]