Ben Carson Doesn’t “See A Political Path Forward”

Rebecca Vipond Brink | March 2, 2016 - 4:30 pm

Ben Carson and his surprisingly nice butt are effectively dropping out of the Republican race for the presidential nomination. He wrote in an update on his web site that he does not “see a political path forward in light of last evening’s Super Tuesday primary results.” Fair: Super Tuesday only won the once-frontrunner eight delegates. He’ll be giving more details at a press event on Friday.

But we’ll always have the memories! Memories of Carson saying that being gay is a choice because of prison sex, Carson saying there’s a war on “what’s inside of women” and not on women themselves (you silly!), Carson saying that in all of his years of medical practice he “never saw a body with bullet holes that was more devastating than taking the right to arm ourselves away,” Carson admitting openly that he went after his mother with a hammer, Carson saying that the pyramids are basically grain silos, Carson being hateful toward Syrian refugees, and finally, Ben Carson begging someone to attack him during a debate. What a ride!

I think the nicest way to put it is: I am very happy for him that he will have the luxury of returning to public life, and best of luck to him in his medical endeavors.

 

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