Chris Christie’s Camel Toe Endorses Donald Trump

Chris Christie’s camel toe endorsed Donald Trump for the Republican Party nomination for president today. The camel toe spoke on behalf of the candidate, who dropped out of the race on February 11, telling reporters at a press conference in in Fort Worth, Texas, “I am proud to be here to endorse Donald Trump.”

Christie’s brain, clearly hibernating for the winter, had no comment.

 

[New York Times]
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