Yoko Ono’s “25 Things” List For US Weekly Is Fucking Perfect

Us Weekly’s “25 Things You Didn’t Know About Me” feature is usually a space for famous people and non-famous people to just say 25 sentences out loud, but in list form instead of an interview. Erykah Badu’s was particularly delightful, and really, all of them are a treat. But, Yoko Ono, widow of John Lennon and tiny wood sprite, has taken this to the next level. Her answers are nothing short of amazing.

I have shrieked and plopped this link into a variety of Gchats in the past five minutes, because everything about this is wonderful.

Find me the Vine of Yoko Ono cramping and I will Venmo you $10.

6. I prefer doing the Dougie to krumping.

 

Yoko, babe, let’s get some Lactaid, it’ll change your life.

10. John and I wasted 15 years eating macrobiotic and drinking soy milk, when all I wanted was a little half-and-half.

11. Despite the fact that I love ice cream, and even dream about it, I haven’t had any in years.

The specificity of these two items kills me.

14. The last time I had alcohol was a Pink Lady sometime in the 1950s.

15. I’m Japanese, but sometimes I feel I am Swiss-German.

Oh, and in case you were wondering…

24. I had nothing to do with breaking up the Beatles. And I think Paul[McCartney] is a pretty cool dude.

Protect Yoko Ono at all costs.

[Us Weekly]