Of Course Scalia Died While On Vacay With An Illuminati Hunting Club

It turns out that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia was murdered by the Illuminati. JK! We don’t know that for an absolute fact (and we never will…). Scalia did, however, die while on a hunting trip with members of the International Order of St. Hubertus, an exclusive, male-only hunting fraternity at the Cibolo Creek Ranch in Texas.

Cibolo’s owner, John Poindexter, is also a member of the order. He told the post:

“There is nothing I can add to your observation that among my many guests at Cibolo Creek Ranch over the years some members of the International Order of St. Hubertus have been numbered. I am aware of no connection between that organization and Justice Scalia.”

Oh, sure, Poindexter. I see you. Poindexter was also, by the way, the person who pointed out to reporters that Scalia’s face was partially covered by a pillow when he was found. Coincidence? Probably.

To be totally real, though, how secret and exclusive can a society be when they bother to have a web site? Is it just me, or does it seem like a real secret and shady order would be operating on the dark web? Or maybe the Order of St. Hubertus is operating on the dark web, and they’re just posting pictures of themselves looking like Harry Potter LARPers to throw us off their scent.


After all, their U.S. chapter was inaugurated at the Bohemian Club, home also to Bohemian Grove gatherings. The Order of St. Hubertus has an investiture meeting in Charleston, SC on March 10 — so perhaps we will be finding out more about the growing mystery surrounding Scalia’s death soon. Or not.


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