Here’s A Supercut of David Schwimmer Saying “Juice” In The People Vs OJ Simpson
Are you watching The People vs O.J. Simpson? Please, if not, retreat to your television and watch it, right now. Come back when you’re done. I’m waiting.
Great. Isn’t it great? Isn’t it like everything you’ve ever wanted in a television show, featuring every single character actor in the best clothes, chewing the scenery the way you knew they always could, but never did? Aren’t you enthralled by the weird Kardashian Knods, like that diner scene and them watching TV? Are you now shipping Selma Blair as Kris Jenner and actual Kris Jenner? Do you want to inhabit a world where people accept Sarah Paulson’s wig as reality? Yep, thought so. Me too.
Mmm, how about the way David Schwimmer says “juice.” Like, O.J’s nickname, not the actual juice. Just the way he, an adult man with overactive eyebrows, says the word “juice.” Over and over again. So many times an episode.
Juice! Juice. Juice. JUIIIIIIIICEEEE. Juice? Juice!
I could watch this all day.