Full Holes Is The Full House Porn Parody No One Asked For (NSFW)

WoodRocket, the geniuses behind such porn classics as “The Humper Games,” “Fap to the Future,” and “Strokemon,” has collaborated with PornHub to create an exclusive porn parody of Full House. You’re… welcome?

WoodRocket is deeply, deeply invested in not trying that hard to be clever, and so has titled the parody Full Holes. But wait, it gets worse: The characters are named BJ, Fucky Donaldson, Handy Tanner, Uncle Jizzy, Kimmy Gobbler, Blowey, Muffchelle (I mean, come on), and Stuffme.

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(That’s me on the right.)

You have to have PornHub Premium to see it, so if you do, let us know how it goes! Personally, I will give this a pass. How rude, I know.

 

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