Korean Jesus Is Crossfit Jesus
Today I learned that in Korea, Jesus has insane obliques. Look at those things!
No one seems to know exactly where in Korea this crucifix lives, but we do know that it seems unlikely that a carpenter who spent most of his time helping people out, performing miracles, and delivering sermons would have time to get them squats in, too. I mean, yeah, I would figure that Jesus would be pretty fit — he did a lot of walking — but this? I’m pretty sure this guy is on ‘roids. And I’m pretty sure that Jesus didn’t dope.
Sundays may be a day of rest, but I guess Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are Leg Days. Thou shalt never use a Smith machine. Please insert any jokes you’d like to about “and lol do u even crossfit bruh” here.