Korean Jesus Is Crossfit Jesus

Today I learned that in Korea, Jesus has insane obliques. Look at those things!

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No one seems to know exactly where in Korea this crucifix lives, but we do know that it seems unlikely that a carpenter who spent most of his time helping people out, performing miracles, and delivering sermons would have time to get them squats in, too. I mean, yeah, I would figure that Jesus would be pretty fit — he did a lot of walking — but this? I’m pretty sure this guy is on ‘roids. And I’m pretty sure that Jesus didn’t dope. 

Sundays may be a day of rest, but I guess Monday, Wednesday, and Friday are Leg Days. Thou shalt never use a Smith machine. Please insert any jokes you’d like to about “and lol do u even crossfit bruh” here.

 

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