Glorious And Kind Canadian Island Will Take Us In If Trump Wins

If you’re a woman who enjoys having reproductive rights, an LGBT person, a Muslim, a person of color–or really, anyone who isn’t an angry white person who laments the fact that the South didn’t win the Civil War and considers any step towards equality for others to be a vicious assault on their own freedom–you may be wondering what on earth you’re going to do if Donald Trump becomes President somehow. Or, really, if any of the GOP contenders win and these people get to “take their country back.” Because it really won’t be good for any of us.

Personally, I’ve been counting on the fact that I have jure sanguinis (right of blood) citizenship in Italy–which means I could live anywhere in the EU so long as I can figure out the paperwork. But, for those of you who don’t have an out like this…there is now, thankfully, an option. Yes! You can actually move to Canada!

Cape Breton–a really lovely Canadian island–is offering to take in refugees from the United States in the event that Donald Trump becomes president. Or before then! Because they’ve got a population deficit and need some people. Maybe you!

The island offers many amenities which may soon become unavailable in the States:

Don’t wait until Donald Trump is elected president to find somewhere else to live! Start now, that way, on election day, you just hop on a bus to start your new life in Cape Breton, where women can get abortions, Muslim people can roam freely, and the only ‘walls’ are holding up the roofs of our extremely affordable houses.

The island claims a diverse population and the most affordable housing market in North America, and has been ranked high on many travel guide lists of beautiful islands. The site also notes that–because it’s in Canada–healthcare is free, nobody owns a handgun, and people speak many languages without anyone freaking out about it. We should all probably just start moving there now.