Kanye’s Secret Twitter Message Has Finally Been Decoded

For most of us, Kanye West’s recent tweetstorm has seemed like an exercise in deciphering a 140-character cry for help. But eagle-eyed Twitter user Deibikun was able to sort through the gibberish and reveal Kanye’s one true message:

“I am Lord Voldemort.”

THE STUDENTS HAVE BEEN TROLLED BY THE MASTER.

I mean, this is not exactly a check mark in the completely sane column, and doesn’t come close to explaining his Bill Cosby innocent tweet, but I’d much prefer to think that Kanye is trolling us instead of spinning wildly and publicly out of control.