Here’s The Fanciest Dog In The Entire World

Here is C.J., a 3- year old German short-haired pointer. Congratulate him, for he won the coveted title of Best in Show at last night’s Westminster Dog show. Look how majestic he is. His real name is GCH Vjk-Myst Garbonita’s California Journey which, if you stare at it for long enough, is a collection of words that makes little to no sense.

He won! He won the whole thing. He’s very handsome. Here’s another look at a dog that didn’t win anything but still deserves your attention.

Is that a mop? Is it a dog? I don’t know, I feel very strongly about it. I love it. Here are the rest of the winners.

Best hound: My Sassy Girl, a female borzoi

Best toy: Don’t Stop Believing, a male shih tzu

Best non-sporting: Southern Bell, a female bulldog

Best herding: Rumor Has It V Kenlyn, a female German shepherd

Best sporting: California Journey, a male German shorthaired pointer

Best working: Run Play It Again Ham, a male Samoyed

Best terrier: Good Time Charlie, a male Skye Terrier.

Good dogs. Congrats, dogs.