10 Campaign T-Shirts We Would Actually Wear

Most presidential campaign products range from trying to hard to completely boring. Here are 10 t-shirts we would actually wear for people we would totally vote for.


CREDIT: store.dftba.com

Granger/Lovegood 2016
The Harry Potter Alliance created this rad shirt for nerds everywhere. How sad is it that a fictional wizard might be our best option for president?





CREDIT: Look Human

Pizza for President

I think Look Human hit the nail on the head.





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CREDIT: Spread Shirt

Deez Nuts

In August, a 15-year old independent presidential candidate campaigning as ‘Deez Nuts’ started showing on the polls. This t-shirt is not only a good way to remember a fantastic joke gone viral, but the downfall of our democratic situation entirely.


CREDIT: Glarkware

Fureyosa 2016

This Glarkware shirt smushes together your favorite feminist pop culture icons of 2015: Furiosa from Mad Max: Fury Road and Rey from Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Toy companies may not see fit to turn them into action figures, but I’d vote for them every single day.



Poehler Fey 2016

If they’re running the country that means they can put a law into effect saying they have to host every award show forever, right? I like that the image shows a little bit of Tina’s glasses so you can tell who’s who.



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Ru (Bae) O

Robot in human form Marco Rubio somehow made the least cringeworthy campaign shirt, or most depending on how quickly you lose interest in slang. But it still feels very “Pop Pop made a joke, everybody!”

CREDIT: hillaryclinton.com


This text hurts my eyes but also really makes a statement, so I don’t know, man, I don’t know.

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CREDIT: Hot Topic

Nobody For President

Probably our best bet at this point.









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CREDIT: Redbubble

Cthulu 2016

I hope some of the talking points include the horrors of farmed fish, and how you balance home and the kids when you’re a many-tentacled supreme overlord.





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CREDIT: Tee Chip

Chewbacca Solo 2016

Cutest and least intelligible campaign ever.




CREDIT: The Cotton Bureau

Beyoncé For President 

Okay, ladies now let’s get in formation.