Alert: Here Are Some Photos Of Tom Hardy Wearing Just Some Tattoos and Not Much Else

Hello. Formerly bearded and perennially-attractive actor Tom Hardy is shooting a new BBC period piece called Taboo. In said period piece, he is, apparently, naked save for some tattoos, in a canoe. Tom Hardy has, from what we can tell, a relatively attractive and sizable wang, though it is unclear what the foreskin adds if anything.

Tom Hardy! Tom Hardy. There’s a joke in here about your penis and your last name, and then uh, I’m not sure what else, but penises are fun to look at! So if you want to look at Tom Hardy’s penis, do yourself a solid and head over here.

You’re welcome.