Roosh V’s He-Man Woman Hating Clubs Take Toys And Go Home, Cancel Meetups

Earlier this week, we reported that Roosh V., the proprietor of the batshit misogynist site Return of Kings, would be hosting 43 meetups across the world for his many acolytes. In response, many counter-meetups were planned by women who thought they were pretty gross considering all of the rape apologia that happens over on that site. Roosh himself planned to attend the meetup in Australia, but, alas, Australia’s Immigration Minister said he would not allow him into the country for advocating violence against women.

In a post on the Return of Kings website (don’t worry that’s a donotlink link), the intrepid leader and manly man explained his reasoning:

I can no longer guarantee the safety or privacy of the men who want to attend on February 6, especially since most of the meetups can not be made private in time. While I can’t stop men who want to continue meeting in private groups, there will be no official Return Of Kings meetups. The listing page has been scrubbed of all locations. I apologize to all the supporters who are let down by my decision.

In other words, the “neomasculinists” as they like to call themselves were chased off BY A BUNCH OF GIRLS.

It’s quite curious that these men, these very tough masculine men who compose and read articles like “5 Ways To Bully Fat Sluts On A Date” and “5 Reasons Why Girls With Tattoos And Piercings Are Broken” are so very terrified of being “outed.” Why wouldn’t they want to come out in the light to say “We’re here, we hate women a whole lot, get used to it!” If they’re such tough and manly alpha males, why are they afraid of a bunch of women?

I’m actually quite disappointed, as I’d had high hopes of showing up to the Chicago meetup and laughing maniacally at these fellas. No violence, just laughter. Plus a great lesson in known who to avoid. In particular, I was very much looking forward to seeing that group’s leader, a fella by the name of Matt Forney.

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Forney is perhaps best known for declaring himself the king of Gamergate or some shit, as well as for insightful essays such as “Fat Girls Don’t Deserve To Be Loved” and “The Case Against Female Self-Esteem.”

Although I won’t get to see Forney in all his manly glory, I figured it was a good idea to post his picture in here in case anyone else in Chicago wanted to keep up on who to avoid. As devastatingly handsome as he is, he probably has women crawling all over him all the time, and we wouldn’t want any to get their heart broken or their self-esteem crushed.

According to the site, some meetings will still be held in secret, far away from all the mean ladies who might come out to laugh at them and hurt their feelings. In order to get access to them, you have to prove that you support the movement in some way with your commenting history or proof that you’ve purchased one of Roosh’s books. But we’ll figure something out.