16 Hilarious Things You Shouldn’t Try On A First Date, Ever

Whether it’s through the insane matching power of Tinder or the even-more-insane matching power of alcohol, people are getting it on all over the damn place.

Despite the high rate of boning, moaning and groaning, though, the chance of offending your new sexual partner is still at an all-time high — shockingly, not everyone enjoys eating a croque monsieur while having intercourse. Read more on AskMen: “Things Not To Do On A First-Date Hookup