Kim Kardashian And Amber Rose Met To Handle Their Shit Like Adults

Oh boy, here we go. TMZ reports that Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian had a “secret meeting” Monday morning in order to clear the air regarding the messiness of last week and to possibly prove to Kanye that yep, your ex and your wife are friends, so whatever it is you think you’re doing, cut it out. Thank god at least two people in this situation are adult human beings who can handle conflict in a way that makes sense.

Swingers 🐸☕️

A photo posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) on

Here’s a brief recap. Wiz Khalifa, the father of Amber Rose’s child, sent a series of tweets last week, which ended in a reference to “KK.” Most likely, this was referring to his weed strain, Khalifa Kush, but never mind that, because Kanye hopped on Twitter and went off in a spectacular fashion, dragging Amber Rose and her child and making a lot of declarative statements about pants. Then, Amber got involved and shut the whole thing down with a carefully worded missive about ass play that brought the world #FingersInTheBootyAssBitchmy favorite hashtag of the 2010s. Kanye hopped back on Twitter to defend his asshole’s honor. Kim, we assume, was pacing in her shoe room with Saint West while North rolled around in piles of Balmain furs, waiting for this entire thing to blow over. And now, apparently, it has.

This summit was apparently held at Kris Jenner’s house and now everything’s all good. But! Trouble still brews for Rob Kardashian, brother of Kim, and Blac Chyna, friend of Amber and apparent enemy of the Kardashian Kollective. Not a single person in the Kardashian Kollective is pleased that Rob is dating Blac Chyna and surely that did not change when Blac Chyna was arrested over the weekend in Texas for public intoxication and apparently, possession of ecstasy. Rob drove all the way to Austin to get her from the airport to get her, and they have been joyfully reunited. Rob’s on Snapchat. He seems…fine?

#PressPlay : #RobKardashian is now on #SnapChat ! A video posted by The Shade Room (@theshaderoominc) on

Yeah, totally fine.