“Legal Rape” Promoting Misogynists To Hold Worldwide Meet-ups This Saturday

Roosh V., a notorious “pick-up artist,” “Men’s Rights Activist” and raging misogynist/idiot and proprietor of the “Return of Kings” website, is organizing meet-ups in 43 countries throughout the world and nearly all 50 states in the U.S., this at 8pm, on Saturday, February the 6th.

The stated purpose of these meetings is for these men to “’come out’ of the shadows and not have to hide behind a computer screen for fear of retaliation” from, well, pretty much everyone on the planet who isn’t a terrible human being. Of course, they’re still being quite secretive, because despite being incredibly manly and tough, they remain scared as hell of us making fun of them.

The plan is to meet at designated space, and walk around asking men who you suspect are there for the meet-up, “Do you know where I can find a pet shop?” If you are asked this, you are to respond “Yes, it’s right here.” Then, apparently, the ever-so manly men will agree on where to move the meeting. 

Only heterosexual men will be allowed to attend the meet-ups, and Roosh claims he will “exact furious retribution” on any women or person that isn’t a heterosexual cis man who attempts to infiltrate them.

Roosh claims that by “amassing high numbers” at these meet-ups, that they will “be a clear signal to all that we’re not going anywhere. We have finally arrived.” The secretive nature of the events, of course, means that they can totally lie about how many people actually showed up. Which they probably will have to do. According to their own statistics, they only get 1.29 million unique visitors a month (for context, The Frisky gets a lot more than that…in a week).

Last year, Roosh wrote an article in which he advocated for legalizing rape if it occurs on private property. 

“By attempting to teach men not to rape, what we have actually done is teach women not to care about being raped, not to protect themselves from easily preventable acts, and not to take responsibility for their actions. I thought about this problem and am sure I have the solution: make rape legal if done on private property.”


If that’s not charming enough for you, please enjoy this selection of current headlines on the Return of Kings website.

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Apparently ROK is real upset with Sweden, although they are having a meet-up in Stockholm! In fact, here is a list of all the places where they will be meeting, in order to discuss how incredibly oppressed men are and how evil women are ruining everything for them, as well as how unfair it is that rape isn’t illegal because women bring it upon themselves anyway. Surely, no one will show up and ruin this beautiful and historic event for them.