Adele, Like Any Sane Person, Doesn’t Want Donald Trump Using Her Music

Megan Reynolds | February 1, 2016 - 5:30 pm

Sentient Oompa Loompa-esque sex doll Donald Trump can now add Adele to the list of musicians who don’t want their music associated with the performance art piece otherwise known as his bid for the Republican nomination.

“Adele has not given permission for her music to be used for any political campaigning,” a spokesperson told The Independent, because like the rest of us, Trump can’t get enough of  “Rolling In The Deep.” He’s used it a fair number of times as warm-up music, horrifying fans of Adele who rightfully refuse to believe that she would allow a walking, talking baby carrot to use her music for his rally.

Adele joins REM and Aerosmith in kindly asked Trump’s campaign to stop using their music to endorse a buffoon.