Oh Good Lord, Mike Huckabee Has An Adele-Themed Campaign Video

What fresh hell is this? Mike Huckabee is not doing very well in the polls, but he sure is a contender for most absurd campaign video so far–and that’s saying a lot given what Ted Cruz has put out there so far.

It’s…it’s a parody of Adele’s “Hello.” Highlights include showing pictures of Ted Cruz during the lyrics “This crazy circus has gone cuckoo-cachoo” (which is odd considering Huckabee isn’t actually any crazier than Cruz, they’re both quite despicable people), weird Iowa-centric lyrics like “Hello Davenport, Amish Chairs, Casey’s Jerky, Quad Cities has quite a port,” “Your Woodbury County Supper Club has quite a cute baby,” and “‘try the pork chops, baked beans”– and of course, shots at Democratic contenders like “If Bernie wins I’m gonna die” and “There’s just no difference between Obama and Hillary.”

I feel like there must be more to say about this, but honestly, I have no words. I am dumbstruck. I am at a loss. You’re just going to have to watch this trainwreck for yourself.