Jared Leto Is Just A Guy Standing In The Desert In a Tie-Dye Onesie, Asking You To Love Him
Here is Jared Leto, dressed in a onesie, standing in the dessert, face upturned to the sun, giving Gaia thanks for blessing him with good hair, solid genes and those “shoes,” whatever they may be, on his feet.
Yes, Jared. Breathe, Jared. Commune with the sky. Jared Leto has now fulfilled his destiny and completed his final transformation. This is who he was always meant to be: the hottest dude at the juice place you go to only when hungover.