Sweden Has A New, Gigantic Snow Penis
The first thing I thought when I saw the Snow Penis in Gothenburg, Sweden yesterday was, “Why don’t they just clean it off with a broom?”
Turns out, that’s exactly what happened:
However, one of the workers who cleaned it up was so regretful about what he’d done that he and some of his coworkers decided to do right by the Snow Penis and recreate it. Emilian Sava took to the Facebook group “Restore the snow penis” to reassure Swedes and Snow Penis enthusiasts the world ‘round that the original Snow Penis would live again:
“To recreate the snow penis in Vallgraven is risky but we are thinking about you and at this moment I am trying to figure out the best way to recreate a big and lovely snow penis in the memory of the old one. Please offer suggestions and we will do our best to make this happen. Kind regards/Emilian Sava.”
So Sava and his friends got some snow blowers and created an absolutely titanic snow penis early this morning. It’s big enough that you can’t make out its shape from the ground, but if you happen to be in the air, you’ll get your dick-related chuckles:
— Aftonbladet (@Aftonbladet) January 21, 2016
VIVA LA SNOW PENIS, I guess!